Scoundrel's Beverages

Air Mail

Those crafty scoundrels have hijacked the old mail sorting system—transforming it into a world-first first pneumatic cocktail delivery service! Now, instead of letters, your drinks will come whizzing through air-powered tubes overhead.

Signed, Sealed, Delivered

£17.5

Bombay Sapphire gin, Aperol aperitif, peach, guava and Tassoni Cedrata

Par Avion

£17.5

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, crème de menthe green liqueur, ginger, citrus essence and
Appletiser sparkling apple juice

This Way Up

£17.5

Patrón Silver tequila, Leblon cachaça, blue curaçao liqueur, pineapple, lavender & aloe vera soda

Private & Confidential

From stolen scripts to coded messages and classified files, this post office has seen it all! These cocktails are inspired by the covert, the shady, and the scandalous. Keep it hush-hush—some secrets are better sipped in silence!

P.A.M.E.L.A.

£22

Johnnie Walker Blue Label Scotch whisky, Italicus bergamot liqueur, cherry & grapefruit

Once the post offices’ Postal Automated Mechanical Electric Letter Arranger, reprogrammed by the sneaky scoundrels into their very own cocktail-making machine! Meet P.A.M.E.L.A. – your mixology mistress, just ask your server to see her in action!

Don’t Shoot the Messenger

£14.5

Ilegal Joven mezcal, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter aperitif, Muyu Jasmine Verte liqueur, pumpkin & cranberry wine and Paragon Labdanum cordial

Theory of The Break

£14

Belvedere vodka, Discarded Cascara vermouth, Tia Maria coffee liqueur, pecan, maple and Franklin & Sons Indian Tonic Water

Message in a Bottle

£13.5

Dewar’s 8 year old Caribbean Smooth Scotch whisky, Bacardi Carta Negra rum,
Nixta corn liqueur, popcorn & mango orgeat

Seized Goods

Concoctions crafted from the rare and exotic spirits our clever scoundrels have deftly pilfered from the mail network! Easch sip spills tales of  adventure, mischief and revelry from around the world!

Suspicious Cargo

£14

Oxley gin, Disaronno liqueur, plum
and mixed berries

The Black Market Blend

£12.5

Dewar’s 12 year old Scotch whisky, white port, crème de cacao blanc liqueur, blueberry and chocolate bitters

The CPO Club

£14

Casamigos Blanco tequila, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Ancho Reyes Verde chilli liqueur, passion fruit, apricot and foamer bitters

The Smuggler’s Shipment

£12.5

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum,
Casoni Nocino di Modena liqueur,
ricotta & figs cream, pecan,
maple and Franklin & Sons Indian Tonic

Fan Mail

Raise your glasses to our delightful tipples crafted in honour of the starlets and sirens who flood our sacks with fan mail! Each cocktail is a love letter to the dazzling icons who sprinkle a bit of magic into our everyday lives.

Ginger Rogers

£13.5

42 Below vodka, Nardini Acqua di Cedro liqueur, prickly pear & kumquat

Carmen Miranda

£14

Woodford Reserve Bourbon whiskey,
Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, Midori melon liqueur and honeydew melon and lemon bitters

Marilyn Monroe

£12.5

Bombay Bramble gin, Campari Bitter aperitif, Cointreau Noir orange liqueur, pomegranate & saffron

Cary Grant

£13

Bacardi Ocho rum, Emilio Lustau East India Solera sherry, Lucano Anniversario liqueur, date & coconut, egg yolk and double cream

Cahoots Classics

Winston Churchill

£15

Bombay Sapphire gin, Evangelista Ratafia cherry liqueur, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit Soda

Vera Lynn

£15

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

Elizabeth II

£15

Ciroc vodka, Wray & Nephew White Overproof rum, banana & coconut purèe, caramel syrup, lemon citrus essence

Farewell to the City

£15

 Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Nonsuch Bittersweet Apple & Cardamom shrub, green juice mix and lemon citrus essence, topped with Appletiser sparkling apple juice

Keep Marm and Carry On

£15

42 Below vodka, bergamot liqueur, passion fruit, orange marmalade, lemon citrus essence topped with Moët & Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V. Champagne

Perfetto

£14.5

Patrón Silver tequila, Tia Maria coffee liqueur, Nixta corn liqueur, popcorn foam

Met Your Matcha

£15

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, Nardini Acqua Di Cedro liqueur, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, citrus lemon essence,  topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

Rocky Pines Negroni

£15

Hendrick’s gin, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, Suze Gentian liqueur, Quaglia mountain pine liqueur

Off the Rails

£14.5

Woodford Reserve Bourbon whiskey, Ardbeg 10yr Scotch whisky, Aperol aperitif, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Mother Root ginger switchel, sugar syrup, lemon citrus essence

Scoundreljito

£14.5

Bacardi Caribbean Spiced rum, shiso, tarragon & mint cordial, topped up with Franklin & Sons Soda Water

Alcohol-Free Cahoots Classics

Winston Churchill

£12

Alcohol-Free

Caleno Light & Zesty non alcoholic spirit, Everleaf Mountain non-alcoholic aperitif, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit soda

Vera Lynn

£12

Alcohol-Free

CleanCo G non-alcoholic gin spirit, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

Elizabeth II

£11

Alcohol-Free

CleanCo R non-alcoholic rum spirit, banana & coconut purèe, caramel syrup, lime citrus essence

Keep Marm and Carry On

£12

Alcohol-Free

Everleaf Marine non-alcoholic aperitif, bergamot syrup, passion fruit, lime citrus essence, orange marmalade

Off the Rails

£11

Alcohol-Free

Caleño Dark and Spicy non-alcoholic spirit, Martini Vibrante non-alcoholic aperitif, Mother Root ginger switchel, sugar syrup, lemon citrus essence

CAHOOCH

What is Cahooch? Mount Gay Black Barrel Double Cask Blend Rum, Bulleit Bourbon Whiskey, Cointreau Noir Orange Liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino Vermouth

Cahooch Snifter

£7.5

Cahooch Carriage

£40

6 shots delivered in a 1946 tube carriage,
choo choo..cahooch!

Cahooch Old Fashioned

£14.5

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, chocolate syrup, Angostura Orange bitters, Angostura Cocoa bitters

Cahooch Old Fashioned Bowser

£56

For four scoundrels

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, chocolate syrup, Angostura Orange bitters, Angostura Cocoa bitters

Cahooch Sour

£14.5

Cahooch, lemon citrus essence, almond & hibiscus syrup

Cahooch Manhattan

£14.5

Cahooch, Nardini Rabarbaro liqueur, Muyu Vetiver Gris woodland liqueur, apricot brandy

Large Packages

for sharing!

The Postman Always Rings Twice?

£28

For two Scoundrels

Hennessy V.S. cognac, Belle de Brillet pear liqueur, Casoni Figs and Cherries liqueur and pear shrub

When life gives you Maurice

£28

For two Scoundrels

Bombay Citron Pressé gin, bergamot liqueur, citrus essence, Earl Grey tea and lemon sherbet

Typewriter Punch

£55

For four scoundrels

Clarified milk-washed with Ketel One vodka, apple, rhubarb, vanilla and lime

Sparkling and Champagne

Glass 125ml | Bottle 750ml

Ca' di Alte, Prosecco Spumante Extra Dry,

£8.5 | £44

Veneto Italy

Chapel Down Brut Reserve,

£70

Kent, England

Chapel Down Rosé Reserve,

£72

Kent, England

Moët and Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V.

£15 | £88

Moët and Chandon Impérial Rosé N.V.

£105

Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label N.V.

£110

Dom Pérignon Vintage Blanc

£295

Wild Life Botanicals Nude Sparkling,

£48

Cornwall, England

NON-ALCOHOLIC

Magnums

1,500ml 

Moët and Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V.

£185

Moët and Chandon Impérial Rosé N.V.

£225

White Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Macabeo - Molinico Loco,

£7.8 | £32

Murcia, Spain

Pinot Grigio - `P` Alpha Zeta,

£8.9 | £36

Veneto, Italy

Loureiro & Alvarinho - Azevedo,

£9.8 | £40

Vinho Verde, Portugal

Chardonnay - Mas La Chevalière, Pays d'Oc,

£10.5 | £48

Languedoc, France

Cortese,

£55

La Giustiniana Lugarara Gavi di Gavi, Piedmont

Sauvignon Blanc - Cloudy Bay

£59

Marlborough, New Zealand

ROSÉ

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Pinot Grigio Rosato - Ponte Pietra,

£8.5 | £34

Veneto, Italy

Grenache blend - Maison Mirabeau, Classic,

£10.8 | £43

Côtes de Provence, France

Red Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Merlot & Corvina - Ponte Pietra,

£7.8 | £32

Veneto, Italy

Monastrell - Familia Castaño,

£8.9 | £36

Murcia, Spain

Malbec,Kaiken Clásico

£9.8 | £40

Mendoza, Argentina

Grenache, Syrah, Mourvedre,

£10.8 | £49

Famille Perrin Côtes du Rhône, Southern Rhône, France

Malbec Reserva, , Terrazas de Los Andes

£54

Mendoza, Argentina

Tempranillo,

£58

Izadi, Rioja Reserva, Rioja, Spain

Orange Wine

Bottle 750ml

Sauvignon Blanc - Macération de Soif Vin Orange, Domaine Joël Delaunay,

£58

Loire, France

BOTTLED ALE, LAGER, CIDER

Camden Hells Lager

£7.2

330ml

Estrella Damm Lager

£6.8

330ml

Goose Island IPA

£7

355ml

Orchard Pig Cider

£6.8

500ml

Rekorderlig Strawberry & Lime

£7

500ml

Lucky Saint Lager 0.5%

£6.2

330ml

Days Pale Ale 0.0%

£6.2

330ml

Add a chaser of Cahooch

+£5.5

BLACK MARKET COCKTAILS

The best ingredients & presentation

Join The Captain and Scoundrels of Cahoots in knocking back classic cocktails, black market liquor and post-war favourites. Served in old mugs, hip flasks, vintage milk bottles and tins, you’ll find each tipple finished with ingredients half-inched from Nana’s pantry, picked from the allotment and foraged from the ruins.

TRADITIONAL RATIONS

Some good quality grub

Do you feel a rumbling from down below? Well, we have some capital news for you! This is one station that does offer some sustenance for those of you feeling rather hungry. The Scoundrels of Cahoots have pooled together their food rations and have enough points to offer some nibbles round, such as platform pastries, toasted treats and rations to share!